Why I chose surgery and not internal medicine

Why I chose surgery and not internal medicine :

• I prefere blood on my shoes instead of coffe
• I like to use both sides of my brain…at the same time
• I am very good at removing „shit“ …
• I have beautiful hands
• I am goot at teamwork
• I like the on-off work (on = operation; off = office)
• It is almost like being an artist
• I like action
• I like to see immediate results
• I like to stand up for 5 straight hours …
• Surgeons just have more fun than physicians
• I am one of the rare persons who look good with goggles
• I like the smell of burnt fles in the morning
• Operating gives me a rush (or is it the anesthetics)